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Q: Why can't Russell Wilson use the phone anymore?
A: Because he can't find the receiver.

Q: Why can't Russell Wilson use the phone anymore?
A: Because he can't find the receiver.

Q: How many Seahawks fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None they are happy living in the 49ers shadow!

Q: What's the difference between a Seahawks fan and a baby?
A: The baby will eventually stop whining.

Q: What does an Seattle Seahawks fan do when his team won the Super Bowl
A: Yell at his mom for waking him up.

Q: How do you keep a Seahawk from masterbating?
A: Paint a 49ers logo on his dick, and he'll never beat it.

Q: Why is this joke so fucking dumb?
A: Because a Seahawks fan wrote this one.

Q: What is the difference between the Seahawks and a semi truck?
A: Because he can't find the receiver.

On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Seahawks fan.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Seahawks fans.
Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise, 'Samantha, why didn't you raise your hand?'
Because I'm not a Seahawks fan,' she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a Seahawks fan, then who are you a fan of?'
'I am a 49ers fan, and proud of it,' Samantha replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Samantha please tell us why you are a 49ers fan?'
"Because my mom is a 49ers fan, and my dad is 49ers fan, so I'm a 49ers fan too!"
"Well," said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for you to be a 49ers fan. You don't have to be just
like your parents all of the time. What if your mom was an idiot and your dad was a moron, what would you be then?'
"Then," Samantha smiled, 'I'd be a Seahawks fan.'